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Posted on 3rd Aug at 1:25 PM, with 31,684 notes

laughterkey:

latenightseth:

Now that Chris Pratt is finished with Guardians of the Galaxy, he can finally go back to that Andy Dwyer physique.

I feel like this gifset is relevant to many of your interests. 

Posted on 3rd Aug at 12:38 PM, with 2 notes
well folks, ill be gone for 3 weeks now
Posted on 3rd Aug at 12:24 PM, with 39,777 notes
bewbin:

Steven Seagal saves America once again
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bewbin:

Steven Seagal saves America once again

Posted on 3rd Aug at 12:22 PM, with 144,972 notes
abomasnow:

i-would-bang-voldemort:

abomasnow:

i want john krasinski to climb inside of me and wear me like a morph suit and then claw his way out from the inside of my body i want to be ribbons of flesh on the ground i love you john krasinski please murder me

oh lord, please save this person

okay according to your url you’d fuck some fictional old lima bean looking snake dude so like…… get the fuck outta here

abomasnow:

i-would-bang-voldemort:

abomasnow:

i want john krasinski to climb inside of me and wear me like a morph suit and then claw his way out from the inside of my body i want to be ribbons of flesh on the ground i love you john krasinski please murder me

oh lord, please save this person

okay according to your url you’d fuck some fictional old lima bean looking snake dude so like…… get the fuck outta here

Posted on 3rd Aug at 12:22 PM, with 140,788 notes
colormemanfers:

ayalynn:

livinglifetwowheeler:

And that boys and girls is why you are supposed to wear a helmet. 

Holy fUCK

THIS. ALL THE TIME THIS. I see so many motorcyclists not wearing helmets these days and I get so scared for them! Please wear a helmet all the time! On your motorcycle? Helmet. On your bike? Helmet. Skateboard? Helmet. First day of High School? Helmet. Last day of High School? Helmet. Going for a leisurely stroll? MOTHERFUCKING HELMET.
Helmets, guys.
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colormemanfers:

ayalynn:

livinglifetwowheeler:

And that boys and girls is why you are supposed to wear a helmet. 

Holy fUCK

THIS. ALL THE TIME THIS. I see so many motorcyclists not wearing helmets these days and I get so scared for them! Please wear a helmet all the time! On your motorcycle? Helmet. On your bike? Helmet. Skateboard? Helmet. First day of High School? Helmet. Last day of High School? Helmet. Going for a leisurely stroll? MOTHERFUCKING HELMET.

Helmets, guys.

Posted on 3rd Aug at 12:07 PM, with 12,068 notes

bruhdidas:

medozu:

kyurem:

Mega Flygon Confirmed!

I’m crying real Jesus tears

It is 2014 god bless

Posted on 3rd Aug at 12:06 PM, with 170,965 notes
twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital
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twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

Posted on 3rd Aug at 12:04 PM, with 1,182 notes

piranhapunk:

this video got lost when sam deleted his april fools instagram account
but i saved it from the depths of hell
you’re welcome

Posted on 3rd Aug at 12:01 PM, with 1,546 notes

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